blow tie... cross between a bow tie and a blow job

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Famous Quotes That Have a Completely Different Meaning When Said by a Different Person [via]

Previously: Fitness Quotes Over Pictures of People Drinking

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Best Adult Costumes of Halloween 2013 (Part 2) [submit]

Previously: Part 1, Best Kid Costumes, Best Pet Costumes

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I kissed a girl
Wearing a cross
Around her neck
Her lips didn’t taste
Like church
But her hips
Felt like god
I wonder what
Her pastor would
Have thought
I wonder if that
Cross around her neck
Meant more to me
Than it does
To her
Jesse Feinman, An Atheist on a date  (via vietnamize)

I drank my weight

in water mixed with paint

and as it poured from my eyes

and ran through my veins

and trickled down my fingertips

I woke up

and realized 

I had been a work of art 

my whole life

and no critic

can convince me otherwise

so thats what an ass hat is?

so thats what an ass hat is?